What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? You felt someone grab your hand gently. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Michelle answered for him. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. She's super badass. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. And horny. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. I absolutely recommend reading this one. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. Maybe it would just be funny. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. And because I'm Iron Man.. Or why Clint knows about shipping. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Someone is after Maya. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Steve asked. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. After the serum. Now it's my turn.". Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. "You've has a girlfriend? Okay. And then I ran. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. "How?" Like any of them would. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. She knew, obviously. Are you hammered, Stark?. Course it is. Wanda said. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. This story is complete. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Tony looks baffled, maybe? But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. The hottest boy in school. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Parker, you're in charge. D'nt care. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver It tickles. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Ask anyone. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Flash Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. "Parker?" So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. We have, Clint says. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. She said, smiling. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Thanks, he says again. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. The reason for this stupid game? The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. No! Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Stupid Sally. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. They don't say good night. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. #marvel Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. "You knew?" 374 guests Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." I'd love to stay and chat. as well as Blanket excuse.. Score one for Stark!. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. "Okay, my turn. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. It's Stark.. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. How will she react? Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Yep. Clint nods. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Never Have I Ever. Just like she knew they were still dating. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" DC Character Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. What a stupid one! These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Aunt May says and I shrug. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. All of the adults take a shot. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Oh, he says. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. I don't know which one you want.. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. "We still playing or what? Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Y/n grew up as most children do. Sort of. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Tony brightens considerably at that. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. "It was just an accident." Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. These kids are amazing! "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. I did? or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. How are you with spanking, though?. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. #spiderman Where did you get this tattoo!?" Tony rolls his eyes. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Guilty? It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. It was great to see you again Nat! So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Wait. Clint groans. Right! Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. We should get on that, then. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around.